unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

(via laughingisbetter)

fasterfood:

*goes to a concert* hey u. up on stage singing. what are u even doing that for. i bet u just want attention lmao im outta here

(via edating)

reverendmaynard:

please learn how to use “literally” because if you tell me that a boy “literally took your breath away and stole your heart” im just gonna assume he choked you to death and then sold your heart on the organ black market

(Source: shalrath, via laughingisbetter)

mycroft:

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: narvaezs, via naughtyrice)

holmecuffed:

universalgrandma:

nuvematown:

so what do you guys have planned for valentines day

murder

thats the spirit

(Source: excalilbur, via laughingisbetter)

pizzaforpresident:

i wish people would stop hating on taylor swift and just accept and enjoy her downward spiral into insanity

(via tumbloler)

tumbledore-:

marigolde:

m4ge:

Do you ever wonder if the queen of england has ever given a blow job

I do now.

(via humor-us)

count-the-shad0ws:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

This has to be the best representation of this ever

(via jubblebutt)